B. Short Story:
8 year-old's explanation of god
-- By Danny Dutton
Written by an 8 year old from Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. I just wonder if any of us could do as well?
Written by an 8 year old from Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. I just wonder if any of us could do as well?
He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.
God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this .
Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.
God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.
Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church.
Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him. But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.
His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.
You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.
You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God.
Don't skip church or do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.
If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can.
It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.
But... you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases. And this is what I know about God.
C. American Idioms
1. eyes like a hawk
Which of these people would need eyes like a hawk?
a. a pilot who searches for lost people
b. a sound engineer who records music
c. a chef who makes cakes and desserts
b. a sound engineer who records music
c. a chef who makes cakes and desserts
2. kill two birds with one stone
Sandra killed two birds with one stone by going to Paris. She practiced her French before her exam and she
a. got better at speaking French
b. read a book on French history
c. went to her friend's wedding
b. read a book on French history
c. went to her friend's wedding
3. let the cat out of the bag
After Julie let the cat out of the bag,
a. everybody laughed
b. we all knew
c. they ran after it
b. we all knew
c. they ran after it
4. like a fish out of water
Pablo went to the party, but he felt like a fish out of water because
a. he was tired of eating meat and chicken
b. he'd forgotten to take his swimming shorts
c. he was the only Mexican guy there
b. he'd forgotten to take his swimming shorts
c. he was the only Mexican guy there
5. quiet as a mouse
Francine is being as quiet as a mouse. Are you sure
a. mice are really that quiet?
b. she's making some noise?
c. she's in her room?
b. she's making some noise?
c. she's in her room?
6. sick as a dog
Gerry is as sick as a dog, so he should
a. go to see a vet
b. go to a hospital
c. get a new dog
b. go to a hospital
c. get a new dog
7. take the bull by the horns
The team wasn't playing well, so the coach took the bull by the horns and
a. sacked several senior players
b. told everyone he was doing his best
c. asked the players to try a bit harder
b. told everyone he was doing his best
c. asked the players to try a bit harder
8. talk turkey
Before we could talk turkey about the deal, we had to
a. see the samples
b. pay the money
c. go to Turkey
b. pay the money
c. go to Turkey
9. the lion's share
The lion's share of the zoo's budget was spent on
a. the lions
b. the salaries
c. the tea and biscuits
b. the salaries
c. the tea and biscuits
10. the rat race
Harry wants to get out of the rat race because
a. he hates rats
b. he doesn't really like racing
c. he doesn't like the person he's becoming
b. he doesn't really like racing
c. he doesn't like the person he's becoming
Woes to the Pharisees and Lawyers
37 While Jesus[e] was speaking, a Pharisee asked him to dine with him, so he went in and reclined at table. 38 The Pharisee was astonished to see that he did not first wash before dinner. 39 And the Lord said to him, “Now you Pharisees cleanse the outside of the cup and of the dish, but inside you are full of greed and wickedness.40 You fools! Did not he who made the outside make the inside also?41 But give as alms those things that are within, and behold, everything is clean for you.
42 “But woe to you Pharisees! For you tithe mint and rue and every herb, and neglect justice and the love of God. These you ought to have done, without neglecting the others. 43 Woe to you Pharisees! For you love the best seat in the synagogues and greetings in the marketplaces. 44 Woe to you! For you are like unmarked graves, and people walk over them without knowing it.”
Memory Verse: 1 Samuel 16:7
"The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart."
Discussion Questions:
- How can you tell when someone is putting on an act?
- What were the Pharisees like? Why did they put on an act?
- What rule did the Pharisee think that Jesus broke?
- How did Jesus feel about the Pharisee obeying all the rules?
- How did Jesus want the Pharisee to change?
- Do you think God cares why we do something, as long as we're doing good things?
- Does God know the hidden reasons we do things deep down in our hearts?
- In the memory verse, what's a person's "outward appearance"?